The treats don't distribute themselves. Someone has to do it. That someone is you. Own it.

This clean, bold graphic tee features oversized varsity-style "TREAT DEALER" lettering with a sparkly paw print — because let's be honest, your cat or dog runs the household and you are simply their distributor. Minimalist, instantly readable, and universally funny for every pet parent alive.

Perfect for:

• Cat moms, dog moms, and every pet parent in between
• Anyone whose pet has them completely trained
• A simple, clean, universally funny gift that works every time
• Cat dads and dog dads who also very much deal treats

Why you'll love it:

• Soft, comfortable unisex fit — incredibly versatile everyday wear
• Bold clean varsity typography — no fuss, all impact
• Works for cat AND dog owners — your broadest gifting appeal shirt
• Simple enough to layer, style, and wear constantly

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape maintains shape and resists stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX certified for safety
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp front and sleeve/neck prints; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors