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Funny Cat Shirt – Witty Quote Design Minimalist Graphic Tee for Cat Lovers

Funny Cat Shirt – Witty Quote Design Minimalist Graphic Tee for Cat Lovers

$29.99
Color: Daisy
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Description

At least the pattern is consistent. This funny cat shirt reads “I Only Chase Unavailable Things. Like Cats.” above and below a simple walking feline. The restrained typography gives the relationship humor a polished, minimalist finish.

Why You'll Love This Witty Cat Shirt

  • Unavailable Things message – dry humor for anyone familiar with distant cats and questionable choices.

  • Minimalist walking cat – clean line art keeps the graphic uncomplicated.

  • Mixed serif typography – italic emphasis and bold lettering give the punchline visual rhythm.

  • Soft everyday tee – lightweight ring-spun cotton works for casual outings or quiet weekends.

  • Funny cat lover gift – fitting for single friends, selective cats, and self-aware pet parents.

Product Details

  • T-shirt – Gildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex Tee

  • Fabric – 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is a cotton/polyester blend.

  • Fit – soft retail fit with unisex sizing. Runs slightly large. Size down if you’re between sizes.

  • Sizes – S–4XL; availability varies by color.

  • Care – machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design.

Perfect For

Made for coffee dates, book clubs, casual gatherings, dating-app veterans, or anyone whose cat becomes most interesting precisely when it walks away.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the exact phrase?
The design reads “I Only Chase Unavailable Things. Like Cats.”

What kind of artwork appears between the words?
A simple black line-art cat is shown walking with its tail raised.

Our Promise

Every Cat Whisker Co tee is made to order and checked for print quality before it ships. If something isn’t right with your order, reach out—we want you and your cat genuinely happy with it.

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Shirt Details & Care

Shirt Details & Care

Soft, Lightweight Feel — Smooth Softstyle® fabric keeps your favorite cat tee comfortable for everyday wear.

Easy Unisex Fit — A classic crew-neck fit that pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or your favorite layers.

Quality Fabric — Most solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors may contain a cotton/polyester blend.

Easy Care — Keep your Cat Whisker Co. graphic tee looking its best by machine washing cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry.

Protect Your Cat Design — Avoid bleach and do not iron directly over the printed artwork to help preserve your cat graphic wash after wash.
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Shipping

We want your new Cat Whisker Co. cat tee to arrive safely and without surprises.

Flat-Rate Shipping — Enjoy $4.87 flat-rate shipping on your order, whether you’re picking up one favorite cat shirt or adding a few new designs to your collection.

Delivery — Most orders arrive within approximately 3–5 business days after shipping. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your order is on the way.

Because each cat graphic tee is professionally printed for your order, processing time may apply before shipment.

Returns & Satisfaction Guarantee

We want you to feel confident ordering your next funny cat shirt, vintage-inspired cat tee, or cat lover gift from Cat Whisker Co.

30-Day Returns — Eligible items may be returned within 30 days of purchase in accordance with our return policy.

Damaged or Incorrect Order? — If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us so we can help make it right.

Questions? — Reach out to support@catwhiskerco.com and our team will be happy to assist you.

Our goal is simple: professionally printed cat apparel, dependable service, and designs cat people genuinely enjoy wearing.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a US-based, made-to-order shop. Every Cat Whisker Co. tee is printed fresh when you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be bought.

We work with trusted print partners across the US and internationally, so no matter where you're ordering from, your shirt is produced close to you for faster turnaround.
Do you ship internationally?

Yes. We ship worldwide. Shipping rates and delivery times vary by destination, so check our Shipping Policy for the specifics on your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow it right to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made from the Gildan 64000 Softstyle, a soft, 4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend). Our sweatshirts use a soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece blend. Exact fabric details are always listed on each product page.