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Practically nonexistent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love This Bed Hog Cat Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Universal Cat-Owner Truth\u003c\/strong\u003e – Every cat owner has lived this exact negotiation and lost\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFully Sprawled, Fully Committed\u003c\/strong\u003e – The illustration captures peak bed-hogging confidence in one pose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Vintage Lettering\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic serif type that gives the joke real presence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoftstyle Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e – Lightweight, breathable, and soft against the skin for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit construction, no side seams, for a clean finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, retail unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis funny cat shirt is for anyone who's technically still \"allowed\" a side of the bed, in theory. It's an instant laugh for cat owners who've long since given up the fight for mattress real estate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWear it to bed, honestly, or anywhere you want a relatable laugh from fellow cat people. 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