{"product_id":"emotionally-unavailable-fully-available-for-my-cat-shirt-funny-cat-tee-cat-lover-gift-cat-whisker-co","title":"Emotionally Unavailable Fully Available for My Cat Shirt | Funny Cat Tee | Cat Lover Gift | Cat Whisker Co","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEmotionally unavailable. Fully available for my cat. No notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis retro-style graphic tee says what everyone who owns a cat already knows. Featuring a lounging cat in an arch design with checkered detail and clean black line art — it's the kind of shirt that gets recognized across a room by exactly the right person. Minimal, witty, and completely accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle Unisex Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e4.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers: cotton\/poly blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft, retail fit — unisex sizing (size down if between sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in: White, Sport Grey, Sand, Stone Blue, Red, Gold, Heather Orange\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePrint-on-demand, fulfilled via Printify\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMakes a gift that requires zero explanation for anyone who has ever cancelled plans to stay home with their cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton; Oeko-Tex certified\u003cbr\u003e- Print methods: DTG for main design, DTF used for sleeve and inner neck prints when applicable\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cat Whisker Co","offers":[{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":47859339460795,"sku":"33107621686802421881","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":47859339493563,"sku":"24226294212351678097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47859339526331,"sku":"32507093122641162478","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47859339559099,"sku":"21524753259340589796","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":47859339591867,"sku":"73736692022086321429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47859339624635,"sku":"24417321818408110434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":47859339657403,"sku":"48780330170931748918","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":47859339690171,"sku":"13683297596691600429","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":47859339722939,"sku":"77696367339064776801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":47859339755707,"sku":"11115864192751952197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47859339788475,"sku":"31177030013770400899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47859339821243,"sku":"15073314254547943321","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":47859339854011,"sku":"27417436956504156062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47859339886779,"sku":"10503508605079708500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":47859339919547,"sku":"17314253688154945094","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":47859339952315,"sku":"12529116746877379781","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":47859339985083,"sku":"99276989517168938161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":47859340017851,"sku":"15849530849184840189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47859340050619,"sku":"28089445325992709873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47859340083387,"sku":"21317780513776074073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":47859340116155,"sku":"15531672571772250766","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47859340148923,"sku":"15635445492563711465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":47859340181691,"sku":"23470663736849164144","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":47859340214459,"sku":"15097507674682529114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":47859340247227,"sku":"95682389038467026106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47859340279995,"sku":"28619436566261647872","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47859340312763,"sku":"14945316740286285572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47859340345531,"sku":"25649742977193972650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":47859340378299,"sku":"14370211432861960142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47859340411067,"sku":"15074604053699044047","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":47859340443835,"sku":"34595892120453576537","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":47859340476603,"sku":"21457736598670428270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340509371,"sku":"33779975097209805396","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340542139,"sku":"24214599501661898406","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340574907,"sku":"15611569935838451381","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340607675,"sku":"15699563733723043890","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340640443,"sku":"12500130356653726959","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340673211,"sku":"17491616129549199923","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340705979,"sku":"28122663290541025397","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":47859340738747,"sku":"22809520963612515891","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340771515,"sku":"28435322502629945876","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340804283,"sku":"25078816471075906417","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340837051,"sku":"14204214578788874737","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340869819,"sku":"11248734019828269441","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340902587,"sku":"21530105187655664281","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL","offer_id":47859340935355,"sku":"12596853619210814544","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 4XL","offer_id":47859340968123,"sku":"22894354555697706293","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":47859341000891,"sku":"75897110340301477529","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Irish Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":47859341033659,"sku":"14695535435213742764","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7302\/8539\/files\/emotionally-unavailable-fully-available-for-my-cat-shirt-funny-cat-tee-cat-lover-gift-cat-whisker-co-white-20e497bb-0495-493d-a3dd-fe6dac499cb9.webp?v=1779414459","url":"https:\/\/catwhiskerco.com\/products\/emotionally-unavailable-fully-available-for-my-cat-shirt-funny-cat-tee-cat-lover-gift-cat-whisker-co","provider":"Cat Whisker Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}